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Name: Holly
Gender: Female
Interests: Those chocolates with the cherry filling inside. Not because I like that candy. I just like poking a hole in the side with my finger and pouring the stuff out. Plus, I mean, how many candies do you see with cherry filling?
The tiny little hybrid cars. Once again, not because I like them, I just like that they crash tested them so much and worried so much about something crashing into the side that's the same size as that car that they over looked those huge trucks just rolling over the tops of them. It's fun to picture some Soccer Mutti bragging about her new car and "Crunch", a real mutti rolls over the tiny thing in her huge truck and laughs as the Soccer Mutti adjusts her sweater tied around her neck and cries.
I like licking stamps. They always taste so good.
And Kudos bars.
And the cover of a Snoop Dogg song done by Phish and the Dave Mathews Band.
And Peanuts.
And News Reporters. The really ego driven ones. Because, when you throw stuff at them, they freak out more then the
Occupation: Military
Industry: Media
Message: message me
MSN: TwoWholeMiles@Hotmail.com
Member Since:
9/27/2004
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| I guess I don't know what to type again. I'm just
kind of here... again. Just one more week and then I can spend more
time with Brian. I mean, we already spend a massive amount of time
together. And Maybe we need some time apart, but, you know, space is a
weird thing and I don't need any with Brian. And if I do, then I don't
know about it so it's okay. And I'll spend as much time with him until
I do know about it which won't happen because that's not possible...
Yeah, you know that made sense.
I hate when guys think they're making me jealous
when they talk about other girls around me. Take *insert fake name here
to hide identities* Adam, for example. He is completely into me, and
I'm not saying that to be vain, I'm just saying it because he tells me
ever second of the time that I'm on MSN that he loves and and can't
stop thinking about me and black blah blue. Anyways, he tells me all
that and when I just say "Hehe" and don't respond for five minutes he
gets all defensive and starts trying to get my jealous by sayign he's
talking to other girls. And I'll go "That's nice" or "Cool" and I won't
respond so he says "But, you know, you're the only girl for me". And by
this point I can't fucking stand him and he won't shut up so I'll say
something like "How sweet." or "Cute". And then he stops talking for a
few minutes, and then "There's so many girls that want to date me. But
I only want you." And I'll go "... GET A FUCKING LIFE. OH MY FUCKING
BUDDHA! HOW THE HELL CAN YOU BE SO PATHETIC AND INVOKE SO MUCH SYMPATHY
AT THE SAME TIME!? IS IT EVEN POSSIBLE FOR ME TO HATE YOU THIS MUCH BUT
FEEL SO, SO, SOORY FOR YOU? IS IT EVEN POSSIBLE FOR YOU TO BE SO
STUPID!? OR ANYONE TO BE THIS STUPID!? FUCK, A MENTALY HANDICAP PERSON
HAS A BETTER TIME PICKING UP GIRLS THEN YOU!!!! AND YOU HAVE A HIGHER
I.Q. THEN THEM TOO! I'M ONLY TALKING TO YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST THAT
SAD BUT I CAN ONLY TAKE SO MUCH! I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU SINCE I WAS 8, DO
YOU REALLY THINK I'M STILL INTERESTED IN YOU, YOU STUPID LITTLE
FUCKER!? MAYBE IF YOU DIDN'T SLAUGHTER THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE EVER
MESSAGE YOU TYPE, MAYBE IF YOU DIDN'T BUG THE FUCK OUT OF ME EVER TIME
YOU CALLED AND THEN CALL THREE MINUTES LATER, AFTER I TELL YOU I HAVE
TO GO AND SAY 'You have the most beautifullest voice I've ever heard'
OR 'God, I think about you alllll the time' I MIGHT ACTUALLY WARM UP TO
YOU. BUT YOU'RE JUST TOO. DAMN. CLINGY!!!!!!!!!!!! BACK THE FUCK OFF!"
And he'll go "So... what do you want to talk about?". Of course, I
don't really say that. And I respond saying "Whatever you want to talk
about". And then he'll respond saying something unreadable like "Yeah,
but if I pick all I talk all about is beutiful you are.". And I'll
humor him by saying, "You're so sweet." and he'll say "I know. That's
just how I am." -.-;
.... Little fucker.
Anyways, when I talk to Brian later tonight that should make me feel
better, it always does. He's like magical. Teh cure! So I'll just stare
at the clock till 11 rolls around.
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| I feel like I'm about to throw up. I already did earlier but it was
just the stomach acid crap. So I thought it might be that I hadn't had
anything to eat yet but that hasn't made it better. Maybe I'll just
take some Pepdo, even though I hate the taste.
Pardon me as I go throw up again.
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| When I was drunk, I would see a lot of beams of light. And I would hear sounds that sounded an awful lot like car horns.
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1. If you like Her ... ASK HER OUT already
2. when you hug her, put YOUR ARMS around her WAIST and hold her close
3. when u WALK next to her, get as CLOSE as you can to her
4. if shes the only one in your life, TELL HER
5. ALWAYS let her know how much you like her, love her, or think about her
6.
give her presents and cards for no reason, SHE WILL RETURN THE FAVOR...
ALWAYS (Not so much. Gifts show you try to buy her. Just pick ehr
flowers from yer yarn.)
7. if she hangs up on you, call her right back
8. always offer to pay, if she says NO twice, then let her pay but make a deal that you get to pay next time (date offer too!)
9. kiss her lightly every chance you get
10. look in her eyes and kiss her on the lips, forehead, or nose
11.
if she says shes cold, dont be an idiot and say "me 2" and stand there,
or give her your jacket so she feels guilty that your freezing....or
just simply hold her in your arms
12. dont force her to do anything shes not comfortable with
13. invite her to dinner or somewhere where you can talk, instead of the movies
14. try not to ask her if shes mad at you EVERYTIME you speak to her
15. Always tell her you LOVE her only if you really mean it
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| I shouldn't have to ask to date someone because I'm afraid of hurting
someone's feelings. This is going to hurt a lot of people but it's not
my fault that I picked the person that will make me happy and the one I
really love.
Fuck looking out for others. If I keep doing that then I'll never look
out for myself. If dating him hurts everyone else then they're not
ready to date if they can't handle rejection.
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